Thursday, July 31, 2014

Every Dang Morning

Gizmo:  "Are you awake? I see your eye open!"

Me:  "No Gizmo, it's 5:45a.m., go back to sleep."

Gizmo:  "You touched your phone! That means we're getting up! Let's goooo!"

Me:  "Go back to sleep Gizmo!!"

Gizmo:  "GEEEETTTT UPPPPPP!!!!

Me:  "FINE!"

The End


Wednesday, July 30, 2014

A Day in the Life of Tuffy the Pug

Since my brother already got one of these, it's about time for my turn right?

Here is a day in the life of me, Tuffy the pug:

6:20a.m.:  my mom woke me up because my brother woke her up. I would have slept in, personally.

Then mom fed us breakfast. And guess what? She actually heated up our food which she NEVER does.

7:30a.m.:  Time for our first walk of the day. Why does mom get so excited when we poop? She needs a new hobby.

8:00a.m.:  Mom shared her breakfast scone with us. Aren't you supposed to be on a diet though mom?

8:15a.m.:  First nap of the day...about time!

9:30a.m.:  Moved to nap in a different location so mom could watch a movie. Rule #1 of owning a pug: always have an available pillow for nap times.

11:30a.m.:  Mom shared her lunch with us. Fun fact: I got two garbanzo beans because the first picture, I lunged at the bean and was a crazy blur so we had to retake it.

12:20p.m.:  Second walk of the day.

12:30p.m.:  Nap time under the desk while mom works. Hey lady, where's my pillow?

1:10p.m.: More naps.

4:30p.m.:  Dinner time!

5:00p.m.:  Third walk of the day. Let's poop!

6:15p.m.:  Watched mom work out. Why are you panting so much, old lady?

7:15p.m.:  I helped mom cook dinner. Throw me some chicken, will ya'?

7:30p.m.:  Daddy is home!!


8:10p.m.:  I supervised dad's nightly s'more eating.

8:50p.m.:  Watching tv on mom's lap. Mom and dad are officially the last people on the planet watching True Detective.

9:15p.m.:  Last walk of the night. Sometimes on this walk, we see frogs and they scare the shit out of me when they hop at me. Not cool, frogs.

9:45p.m.:  Bed time!


















Monday, July 28, 2014

Don't Try So Hard

The second I read about the Don't Try So Hard Linkup, I took a photo of myself and was ready to link up. I think it's a great idea, especially as someone who regularly disparages myself and overexposes my own photos to make me look better.

Here's what the link up is all about:

We needed to take a picture of ourselves where we're "not trying so hard." No makeup, no muss, no fuss. Here's mine!

Unshowered, no makeup, greasy face and hair. Good morning!

Then, we need to make sure to list at least one thing we find beautiful about ourselves.

I really really love my eyes. They are a beautiful color of blue, I have really long eyelashes, and I have a weird infatuation with my eyebrows. Even when I'm feeling fat and ugly and don't feel like putting on clothes or makeup, I put on some mascara (because otherwise my eyelashes are blonde and see-through) and look in the mirror and feel pretty just because of the uniqueness and brightness of my eyes.

I attack myself mentally every day about how I look. I hate my hair, my nose, every inch of my body. When I see a thin woman in a magazine or on tv, I find myself thinking, "What's that like? What's it like to be pretty?" The entire time I'm watching a stupid show like The Bachelorette I wonder, "How the hell do their thighs look like that in a bikini? What am I doing wrong?" It's actually pretty damn exhausting and unhealthy. I remember reading a comment on Reddit on a thread about that movie Magic Mike where a male reader said something along the lines of, "Is this how women feel all the time?!" referencing how bad the men's bodies in that movie made him feel about himself. Yep. That's how most of us feel all the time.

Which is pretty stupid when you think about it. If MOST OF US feel like that all the time, then we are the majority and we should feel normal, right? It's dumb. We're all beautiful in our own ways. I'm healthy and happy and take care of myself so maybe I should stop staring at everyone else's thighs for awhile?

That being said, it's nice to take a moment to embrace myself and something I love about me, not the skinny chicks on tv, but me. (Also, I'm married and don't have to go on tv to "fall in love" in a week so I guess I'll take my life and thighs over theirs?)

What do you find beautiful about yourself? (I think you're a hottie, personally)

Don't Try So Hard Link-Up

Sunday, July 27, 2014

This Sunday Currently

Currently I am...

Reading: I'm still reading the third HP book. I've been really slacking on reading lately because I've been spending all my time panic applying for jobs and styling for clients.

Writing: This blog post and some email checking up on jobs I applied for.

Listening: To Bachelorette on Hulu (I finally caved/got bored enough and started watching it...oh man it's bad this season), to the rain outside, and to Mike talking to the dogs while they relax and watch him read in the other room.

Eating:  Just coffee now, but I'm so excited for the scones from Reynolds Tavern that I know are sitting in my fridge thanks to my dad and step-mom. Yum!

Wishing/Hoping:  For someone to give me a damn job and for Mike's commute to go well tomorrow.

Wearing: Pink shorts, a white tank top, and a leopard print cardigan.

Loving: That we had a fun, quick trip to Annapolis yesterday to celebrate Mike and that I have an interview next week!

Wanting:  The usual - a job and some security/clarity. But also these red loafers, this haircut (I know I know), this onesie and the fat baby to go in it.

Needing: To get up and shower, do some styling, and get my butt to the gym.

Feeling: Tired and anxious...the usual.

Clicking:  This blog, lookbooks on Keaton Row, Pinterest to get inspiration from my client's boards, MD Unemployment to file my webcert, and all the email alerts with jobs I can apply for.


A couple other things...

Love our new G we got from Anthropology in Baltimore. I love my last initial even if it does make my initials spell vag.

Mike enjoying his half day of unemployment on Friday. AKA an excuse to show a good arm picture of my husband on the internet.

Annapolis, I love you.



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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Times They Are A Changin'

Yes, again.

Aren't they always? At least we aren't boring I guess.

So our household is about to get ripped a new one. In a good way. Is that a thing?

My awesome husband just accepted a new job working DC. We're super excited and I'm so proud of him. It's a really great opportunity and I could go on and on.

So yay!

This is what we wanted when we moved here so that's good.

But it's also about to throw a giant wrench in our daily lives. As of Monday, Mike's new schedule, at least in the beginning when we are still figuring things out, will have him leaving the house at 6:00a.m. and not getting back home until about 8:00p.m. Which means no more lunch together, no more gym together, no more week day soccer for Mike, our 6:00p.m. dinners will become a thing of the past (we're old, we can't help it), his 9:00p.m. bed time is squashed to hell now, and you know, a ton of other things are about to change. Not to mention the fact that once I get a job, depending on where it is, that's going to throw a whole new issue into the mix.

So...it's a little crazy over here. On the surface, things are pretty calm, life looks the same except now we work out at our apartment instead of for free at the base gym (oh how we'll miss the base). But underneath the surface, there is so much stress and anxiety caused by the unknown churning.

But still yay!

Let's see what happens.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Things I'll Never Do

Stealing another blog prompt from Juliette today, this time talking about things I'll never ever ever do. Here we go!

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Pierce my nose. I have no problem with people piercing their noses. In fact, my sister looks really cute with a pierced nose. But she has these nice, tiny features on her face whereas I have giant facial features and bringing attention to the biggest part of my face, is probably not a great idea.
(Hashtag I have a giant nose)

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Skydive or bungee jump. I don't like being scared or stressed out and I don't like heights so....no. Just no.

I couldn't find a good picture for this, but I guess it kind of shows my point. I mean, she pretty much looks dead.
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(The weirdest via ever btw)

Dye my hair black. I'm too damn pale, I would look like a vampire. A chubby, slow vampire who loves cheese, but still a vampire.

Post to Girls Gone Wild on Reddit. No descriptive picture necessary for that, I reckon.

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Wear these pants. I don't think this merits any further explanation...

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Take either the man kissing the bump picture or the topless picture when I'm pregnant. They skeeve me out so bad. Also, Mike would divorce me.

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Work in sales. I just can't. If you say no to me, I say okay thank you, have a good day. I can't schmooze. I just don't have it in me.


Also, of course, I'd never kill anyone or like kick a bird and stuff like that, but those aren't fun blog answers, you know?

What are some things you would never ever do?

(I probably would kick a bird if it was harassing me, come to think of it)

Sunday, July 20, 2014

This Sunday Currently

Currently I am...

Reading: During my trip, I read a biography of Marilyn Monroe written by Gloria Steinem which was really interesting and horribly sad, I also read the 4th and final book in the Giver Quartet which was great, and two Harry Potter books. Now, I'm reading the third HP book because it's summer and that's what we do in my house.

Writing: This blog post, cover letters, resumes and e-mails to my styling clients.

Listening: To Mike watching Star Wars cartoons and the pups sleeping. It's definitely a lazy Sunday over here. I took a shower halfway through this blog post and now I'm listening to Mike vacuuming up an old barf stain we found on one of our chairs. Glamorous this life is.

Eating:  So far today, I've had two slim fast shakes, a nectarine, some water, some coffee, and a cheese stick. I keep snatching sour watermelon candies when I walk by the kitchen too.

Wishing/Hoping:  For someone to give me a damn job.

Wearing: Nike black capris, a purple sports bra, and a tank. 

Loving: That Mike got a great job and that we are one step closer to getting what we want.

Wanting:  The usual - a job and some security. But also this hair color, this DVF maxi dress,  this awesome wallpaper, and this super cute blazer.

Needing: To get up and shower and then apply for yet more jobs.

Feeling: Tired and anxious.

Clicking:  This blog, lookbooks on Keaton Row, Pinterest to get inspiration from my client's boards, and my e-mails to go through all the job listings I was sent while I was out of town.


A couple other things...

I went through old photo albums while at my mom's house and this photo made my sister die laughing because she looks adorable and I look like a possessed doll with no neck.

I can't help but take tons of pictures of my mom's dog because she is just so muppety.

We finally visited Baltimore and the view from our hotel room was to die for.


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