Butt Cheeks

For some reason I tend to wear a lot of dresses that end up being see through in the sun.

I never notice because I’m not looking at my own caboose unless it’s in the mirror inside at home.

So my friend and coworker E has taken to e-mailing me after I’ve walked by the windows in our office and flashed her with my now see through dress some mornings at work so I know I’m showing my goods all day.

The e-mails are just two words, “Butt cheeks.”

Today was a butt cheeks e-mail kind of day.

I look pregnant in this, I am not.

Dress:  Gift, ModCloth

Shoes:  Nine West Outlet

Necklace:  Gift, Etsy