Friday, August 26, 2011

This Week

  • My boss told me I should be a hooker in China because there are millions more men than women there and I could "make a fortune."
  • He managed to say this without sounding creepy or sexual at all.  Just very matter-of-fact.
  • I have kendieverday so much on the brain that I now label all my outfits mentally with little arrows showing where I purchased them.
  • Today I am Gap, State Farm, Amazon, Premier.
  • I bet Kendi will never have a day that one of her labels will be State Farm.
  • Even though these tops are so well fitting and stylish.  HA.
  • I realized my nose runs when I do strenuous activities now.
  • Such as running.
  • And including sex.
  • So basically I'm awesome.
  • My husband attempted to help me find an outfit for an upcoming wedding we're going to.
  • He did this with an unintentional yet spot on e-mail impression of Tim Gunn.
  • This included the phrase, "That dress does absolutely nothing for me."
  • Back off ladies, that straight dude is mine.
  • I ran a mile without stopping for the first time this week.  Which is, at the same time, exciting and a little pathetic. 
  • I'm sticking with mostly exciting.
  • I woke up late every single day this week.
  • Which means I wore two very messy buns and two really messy ponytails and one really dirty hair day.
  • Sexy.
  • I realized that it's not a great idea to pour yourself a glass of wine at 10:00 at night, forget to drink it because you're obsessing over the layout of your blog, then chug it half an hour later right before you go to sleep.
  • Burp.
  • I also realized I'm horrible at blog layouts.  All the blogs I love are done by photographers and graphic designers who also happen to be skinny fashionistas who are also hilarious.
  • I am none of those things.
  • But my mom thinks I'm funny.
  • Hmph.

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