Last time I wore an outfit similar to this to work I was told I looked like an elf.
In all fairness though, it was close to Christmas and I do have elf-like features.
Such as my pointy ears and frantic work ethic.
Also, you know, I'm kind of short.
|My butt looks cute in these jeans, I'm documenting it...deal with it.|
|Notice that this particular State Farm shirt is bedazzled. Classy.|
Shirt: State Farm