Every Dang Morning

Gizmo:  "Are you awake? I see your eye open!"

Me:  "No Gizmo, it's 5:45a.m., go back to sleep."

Gizmo:  "You touched your phone! That means we're getting up! Let's goooo!"

Me:  "Go back to sleep Gizmo!!"

Gizmo:  "GEEEETTTT UPPPPPP!!!!

Me:  "FINE!"

The End