Pierce my nose. I have no problem with people piercing their noses. In fact, my sister looks really cute with a pierced nose. But she has these nice, tiny features on her face whereas I have giant facial features and bringing attention to the biggest part of my face, is probably not a great idea.
(Hashtag I have a giant nose)
Skydive or bungee jump. I don't like being scared or stressed out and I don't like heights so....no. Just no.
I couldn't find a good picture for this, but I guess it kind of shows my point. I mean, she pretty much looks dead.
(The weirdest via ever btw)
Dye my hair black. I'm too damn pale, I would look like a vampire. A chubby, slow vampire who loves cheese, but still a vampire.
Post to Girls Gone Wild on Reddit. No descriptive picture necessary for that, I reckon.
Wear these pants. I don't think this merits any further explanation...
Take either the man kissing the bump picture or the topless picture when I'm pregnant. They skeeve me out so bad. Also, Mike would divorce me.
Work in sales. I just can't. If you say no to me, I say okay thank you, have a good day. I can't schmooze. I just don't have it in me.
Also, of course, I'd never kill anyone or like kick a bird and stuff like that, but those aren't fun blog answers, you know?
What are some things you would never ever do?
(I probably would kick a bird if it was harassing me, come to think of it)