Thursday, April 9, 2015

And...a Myspace Questionnaire Because Why not

So, apparently I only blog when I'm bored or unhappy. Which is dumb but also means that I have not been bored or unhappy lately which is good and also whoops, no blogging. I really want to post photos we've taken on our hikes, but we can't find the cord to our camera because moving is basically one giant way to lose and/or break all your shit.

Also, I'm tired because the last two days have been the first I've felt stressed at my new job and I just started a new shift where I wake up at 5:30 every day and hey, I'm a whiner.

So here's a Myspace questionnaire because why the hell not it counts as a blog ready set go...

A) What does the last text you sent say? And to whom? "Leaving now" to Mike. I never leave on time from work so I text him every day on my way out of the office so he knows when to expect me since we work out together. (Man, I am one long run on sentence today) Something I realized today that I really need to work on is the fact that I find myself stressing about Mike being mad at me if I stay late at work. He probably wouldn't be, but I've built up this world where Mike is going to get mad at me about trivial things and I get anxious about it and it affects my decisions. That is probably not healthy...

B) What does the last text you received say? And from whom?  A confirmation of my payment to AT&T. I'm super exciting, guys.

C) What time do you wake up most mornings?  Used to be 6:15 and now is 5:30. Boohoo. But I get off work at 4:00, so I'll take it.

D) Are you afraid of walking alone at night?  Depends on the area. I probably wouldn't be scared to walk home at night from my current work, but I would be super aware and not wearing my headphones if it was dark.

E) What do you do to relax at the end of a stressful day?  Sit on my duff and browse Reddit or watch The Office or drink some wine.

F) Where did your last kiss take place and with whom?  It was obviously my husband, but I can't remember when or where. Is that bad? We've been married for four years and aren't super romantic...

G) Did you get into trouble a lot at school?  Nope, I was a Grade A nerd. My first detention was for throwing carrots at someone during lunch outside. At least I was throwing healthy food...

H) Do you enjoy your job?  YES! I finally enjoy my job. First time for everything??!! I am happy to go to work. What?! Who knew.

I) Do you often pick up on double entendres and innuendos?  Yep. Or create them in my 12 year old boy head. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID is constantly being screamed in my mind.

J) Have you ever been offered drugs but declined?  No? I don't think so, I don't hang out with people that do drugs generally.

K) Have you ever met someone who has completely altered your way of thinking?  No. I'm very stubborn. Although, being around my husband has made me start to act and think differently, but nothing has completely altered me.

L) Have you ever been offered drugs and accepted?  I smoked pot a couple times in my youth (I'm so old).

O) What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately?  Having kids and where to live and how that's going to affect my new amazing commute and I don't want to buy a second car and do we buy a house and on and on.

P) When did you last swallow your beliefs to avoid an argument or confrontation?  I do it every day. Hashtag marriage.

Q) Do you usually initiate hugs?  Yep. I am and always have been a huge believer in hugging; whether wanted or not.

R) Are you a very affectionate person?  Very, but my husband isn't so I've trained myself to hold it in.

S) Can you roll your own cigarettes?  Nope, gross.

T) What are you looking forward to?  The weekend! Hiking and beers.

U) Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more?  I have one horrible tramp stamp and I would like more, but I feel like my first one is so dumb, I don't deserve it.

V) Are you mentally strong?  Nope.

W) Are you physically strong?  Nope, but working on it.

X) Do you think you’re a good person?  Sometimes, but it comes and goes. I could be much better.

Y) Name one thing you wish you could change about your life right now. I would be ten pounds lighter and we would have a backyard.

Z) What do you usually eat for breakfast?  Yogurt, but the French guy at work made crepes the other day so I've been eating those. So good.

And yes, Lauren, I'm missing letters. I deleted dumb or dirty questions and cared too little to fix the letters. Deal with it.


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