Man Tears

Sometimes, when watching The Bachelorette, I get jealous that all these attractive guys are falling in love with one woman and I think to myself, "Why the hell aren't multiple guys with abs like that falling in love with me?"

And then they start crying like little babies after week two and I think, "Oh, okay, I'm good."

Also, I'm not marrying a guy who is willing to wear this on national tv:

The end.