Monday, December 31, 2012

Leggings

Are you allowed to wear regular ole' loungy leggings to the gym if you aren't doing cardio and only doing weights for your upper body?
Because I did.
And hot damn was I comfortable.


Side note:  my husband made a comment about how nice it is to go to the gym on Sunday mornings because only the "hardcore" people like he and I are there. 
Which made me giggle.
Because I'm horrible at working out.
But that one morning.
Oh boy, were we hardcore.
(We ate key lime pie and got drunk at lunch that day.  Whoops.)

Happy Birthday Mikey


Happy 31st birthday to this guy.
Mike.
Or Hubbin McStubbinstein as he's known around my condo.
(Obscure office joke mixed in with non-funny nickname joke...sorry)
Thanks for marrying me and putting up with me and being so darn handsome, handy, and amazing.
Love you tons and tons.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

Us

A perfect example of the differences between Mike & I:
After leaving the gym the today, he came home, made a protein shake, and ironed a shirt.
I ate a spoon full of cookie dough and played Tetris on my phone.
That about sums it up.

It's Cold Here Ya'll

This is what having to walk your dogs at night, in the freezing cold wind looks like
It ain't pretty
Oh man do I miss our backyard



And, because I find it funny, if I were to do an outfit post off of this look, it would go a little something like this:


Dog Walkin'



(Except my Ugg boots are fake and from Big Five and my gloves are from Walmart...I'm classy)

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Today I Bought

Today I bought
Polka dot jeans
And I'm pretty excited about them
And I love that my husband picked them out
(Polka dots are not flattering on your behind ladies, but I'm okay with that for the sake of cute pants)
I plan to wear them like this in the winter

Polka Dot Jeans in the Winter




And like this in the summer

Polka Dot Jeans in the Summer




And I know this was a really boring blog post
 But I'm freakishly excited about the jeans, okay?

Friday, December 28, 2012

Christmas!

We had a lovely little first East Coast Christmas
We packed up the pups and drove to my dad's.


Then we realized we forgot to give Gizmo his doggy dramomine and he repaid us by barfing twice in two hours all over the backseat.
Poor corgi.
After we dropped the dogs off at the kennel (where I cried like a baby) and Mike cleaned up corgi barf, we settled in at my dad's.
Which mainly consisted of eating, relaxing, and cuddling their dog Oscar and cat Cosmo.




We baked some perfect Mike cookies.


We drove around fancy neighborhoods to look at their Christmas lights.


One morning, I woke up to a cat in my bed (terrifying).


And to top off a lovely holiday, it snowed the day after Christmas


(Note to self:  Always bring snow boots even if the forecast doesn't say snow.  That way, you aren't traipsing around in snow and ice in your leather sperry's.)

Then we packed up our loot, said goodbye to our fam, picked up the pups, and drove home in the wind, rain, and snow to cuddle on the couch with some soup.

How was your Christmas?


Thursday, December 20, 2012

Today

I realized today that I haven't been blogging much.
But I don't have that much to talk about.
And, I can't generally be bothered to get off the couch once the pug sits on me.
He's so warm and smooshy.
And Tetris on my phone is just so addicting.
And I'm re-sucked into Lost.
So...
Basically I'm useless.
BUT
For the sake of a blog, here is what I did today:
I woke up at 8:00
Took a shower
Got ready (which means put on clean leggings and brushed my hair basically)
Walked the dogs
Watched Lost while I ate leftover french toast for breakfast
Watched Lost while I drank coffee
Effed around on the internet
Made Greek salads for Mike and I for lunch
Watched How I Met Your Mother with Mike during lunch
Did my unemployment interview over the phone
Got depressed about needing unemployment
Mike went back to work
Watched Lost while eating a second helping of salad 
Moved to the office where I watched Lost on the computer while looking at office/guest room furniture
Cleaned up the office
Walked the dogs
Cleaned up the kitchen
Mike came home early
Watched How I Met Your Mother while playing Tetris on my phone and talking to Mike
Went to the gym
Came home
Walked the dogs
Put a lasagna in the oven
Did a blog
Now I plan to take a shower, open a bottle of wine, watch tv with my husband, and hopefully drink the whole bottle of wine.
Happy Thursday!

Monday, December 17, 2012

Why I'm Starting To Love Living Here

Yesterday was a crap ball of a day.
I was FUSSY.
For no good reason.
Just woke up in a stanky mood.
Proceeded to do jack crappity for the majority of the day.
Even stayed home while Mike ran to the gym and ran home.
(Fun fact, I told him that would be too far, he said it would be fine, he ended up wanting to die on the way home.  I felt slightly vindicated.  Still felt lazy though, vindicated or not.)
The difference, however, to being in a stanky mood here and being in a stanky mood back where we used to live is that we were able to rally our day by going over the bridge to Solomons Island, enjoying the view, doing some shopping, and having a much needed beer at the brewery.
I'm not a big water person, but for some reason once we get over the bridge (I hate bridges...big irrational fear going on there) I just get so happy looking out at the water and the beautiful homes and boats.
Walking around, holding hands with Mike, pointing out our dream homes, and finding little restaurants we can't wait to try is the perfect way to rally a stanky mood.
It worked.
(The beer helped a lot)

Friday, December 14, 2012

High Five For Friday

I haven't done one of these in forever.
I blame the move.
And, you know, laziness.
But here are the best five things about this week (and a little of last week)!

(1)  Cozying up for winter (that fireplace is fake, but it does pump out heat)

(2) Actual fresh fish!

(3)  Cold weather that calls for silly sweaters

(4)  Hanging out with our silly little family

(5)  Being near water.  There are condos over there ---> that we are currently dreaming of.

Per usual, head on over to From My Grey Desk Blog for more H54F posts!

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Running With Mike & Val

A typical conversation during a run with Mike & I:

Mike pointing at a really thick and brambly bunch of trees:  "Should we run through those?"
Me:  "You do it.  I dare you."
Mike:  Silence
Me:  "Triple dog dare you."
Mike:  Silence
Me:  Chicken noise
Mike:  Silence
Me:  "I make the best chicken noises."
Mike:  Silence
Me:  "Did you hear my chicken noise?"
Mike:  "Yes."

(All this while Mike is running 4 feet ahead of me because I'm slow and lazy)

The End

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

On Being A Stay At Home Wife

So, since we've moved here I've been unemployed.
It hasn't even been two weeks yet.
I'm so bored, you guys.
We moved here with one car.
Which Mike takes to work every day.
So I am home alone, with no car.
All day.

In my head I may have thought, Yeah!  This will be awesome!
I'll be home all day, I can relax and do DIY projects and cook.
Whatever I want!
But that is not the reality.

In reality, when you are home alone all day with no kids and no car, you have zero motivation.
And there is ALWAYS a season of real housewives on tv.
And chips and guacamole to eat.
And pugs to cuddle.

So you become a lazy ball of laziness.

Which Mike keeps telling me to enjoy because I'll never have it again.

But it's boring, you guys.
BORING.

Yesterday I made spaghetti.
That's all I did.

Today, I painted my toe nails.
And watched like 40 episodes of The Office.

I'm the worst.

And I think my pug is officially sick of me...



Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Home Sweet Home

It's been hard for me to feel at home here.
I miss our big, comfortable house.
And having a job (sort of).
And all our things in their rightful places.
And family nearby.
But over the weekend, I woke up and walked out to our living room to see this.
And it made me feel a little bit more at home.
Any place with these boys is home enough for me.





Monday, December 10, 2012

Life So Far

Now that you've slogged through all five of my moving posts, here are some pictures and thoughts on our new life so far.

The first couple of days were really hard.
Mike and I are both control freaks and he wanted to unpack the whole house himself and I wanted to help and it caused a few arguments.
Living in the chaos of boxes was stressful and seemed like it would never be back to normal.


Living in a town with a Target five minutes away is HANDY.  
We have been there like five times already.

My dad and step mom came to visit the first Saturday and we went to Solomons Island for some food and to walk along the water and drool over the homes there.



This helped a lot and I'm trying to convince Mike to buy a house over there when we do get one.
Except the bridge is terrifying.
Am I the only one scared of bridges?
This one is a DOOZY.

We tried to buy a couch, but they wanted $100 to deliver it a five minute drive and 8-10 weeks to get it to us.
So, we spent that night watching tv on the floor.


Mike took me to his two favorite restaurants here and I fear I may become obese.
They were GOOD.


My dad and step mom aka The Ikea Fairies showed up on Sunday with a pull-out couch they bought us from Ikea as a temporary couch for the living room and a pull-out for guests in the office.
No more sitting on the floor for us!
(They rock)



We went to a Christmas fair thingy at Flat Iron Farm and I got to pet a baby pig and stare at cows and watch a woman grab a watusi's horn and silently hope she get gored.
I was more excited to see the animals than most of the little kids there.




We have actual plans for 3 days this week.

It's freakishly hot in our apartment and we haven't touched the heater yet.

It's starting to look more like a home every day.



We miss our house.
And friends.
And family.
And I need a job something awful.
But we like it here.




Sunday, December 9, 2012

The Big Move - Day 5

Annnnd we're done!

Day 5!

The last day of our trip we drove from Virginia to Maryland for a total of 231 miles.
Before we left Virginia, we met up with my dad at a gas station on the way so he could follow us there and help unload the car (handy!).
He met us at the gas station wearing his favorite jester hat.
That scared the bejeesus out of Gizmo who tried to then murder his grandpa through the car door.
The drive from where we met my dad (Frederick, VA I think?) to our new home was gorgeous.
Farms, trees, grass, cows, horses...just gorgeous.
It made my HOLY SHIT WE'RE MOVING ACROSS COUNTRY AND I HAVE NO JOB heart palpitations calm down a bit.
And our apartment is cute.
Even if the people who work there are not super nice and there is no storage and it wasn't the apartment Mike was shown and the next day I found a ton of horrid reviews online about the joint.
(Apartment living, how I have not missed you)
It's still 1,200 square feet, we can afford it, it's a 4 mile commute to Mike's work, there is a dog park on the premises, two free gyms, and our neighbors are nice and quiet.
We can do 14 months here!
Unloading the truck took a year.
My dad can lift some heavy shit.
That 65 year old dude is not joking around.
And Mike apparently counts the stairs when he is carrying things up them.
There 19 up to our apartment in case you were wondering.
And if I don't get fed and then have to carry heavy things I get BITCHY.
But a beer, a Five Guys burger, and pj's helps.
And now we're home?