Monday, January 6, 2014

Me Today

Me today:

I was super bloaty (I bring the sexy to this blog, guys)
I ate a grilled cheese sandwich for dinner like a proper fat kid
I finally went to the gym again (I've been boycotting ever since Mike changed our routine)
I got sick doing jumping jacks because of the damn grilled cheese sandwich
I kept working out though at least
I almost broke down in tears trying on a new dress because I look like a fat load

The end.

Women are fun, huh guys?

Also, dog sweater!!

0 comments:

Post a Comment