Okay, I cannot decide whether or not to have kids. We decide to go for it, we start trying, we change our minds, we decide never to do it, get relieved, change our minds again. It's effing stressful. Here are some reasons why I'm scared of babies:
How on earth do you ever know you're financially stable enough?
I will have to be a working mom and I am not even pregnant and I already have working mom guilt.
It is going to be really rough to get a good amount of maternity leave at my current job.
I will get fat. And stay fat. And the boobs, oh man, I'm gonna have scary boobs.
Babies are LOUD. I mean, right?
The whole "not sleeping" thing.
They are going to inevitably hate me. That just always happens and oh how sad.
My husband and I are both nuts and will end up passing on our nuttiness to that baby.
Boob stuff. Breast feeding. Yikes.
Lots of poop. Poop everywhere.
Speaking of poop...giving birth?!!
Okay I'm done. I think it's kiiiind of obvious that I shouldn't be a parent...