Friday, April 4, 2014


These questions are stolen from Michelle who stole them from Alissa who stole them from Buzzfeed.

Here we go!

1. What's your wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
My phone is this super cute picture of my husband:

And my computer is a super cute picture of my dogs:

2. When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Lately I've been ordering old fashionds everywhere, but it depends on my mood. Sometimes a gin and tonic, sometimes tequila, club soda, and lime or sometimes just champagne. Right now, I'm drinking a gimlet. :)

3. What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
I overuse amazing when I'm writing or blogging and I probably overuse literally when I'm talking. Or the f word.

4. What's the last thing you searched for on Google?
I googled Chrissy Tiegen's ring to show it to Mike and ask him why he doesn't love me enough to buy me that ring. Best wife ever? (He should have responded with, "If you looked like she does, I'd buy you that ring.")

Seriously though, that thing is amazing.

5. Who is the last person who called or texted you?
My sister texted me and we skyped earlier today. I rarely call or am called by people. I hate talking on the phone with a passion.

6. What was the last awkward situation you were in, and how did you handle it?
Crying like a big baby when I got laid off. I handled it by making a joke (like I always do) and saying, "Sorry, I'm pmsing, normally I'm not this emotional." It made the two old dudes laying me off really uncomfortable and kind of broke the tension. 

7. When is the last time you went to a theater?
We went to see the second Hobbit recently at our local base theater. I think that's the most recent one. I don't go to the movies often, I much prefer watching in my own house in sweat pants. (fat ass)

8. What TV show should everyone be watching?
Veep. We just binged watched the first two seasons and it made us laugh so hard. Mike's favorite line:  Veep: "Hey Jonah, you like sex and travel, right?" Jonah:  "Yeah." Veep: "Then why don't you FUCK OFF."  

9. What is your TV guilty pleasure?
Any and all Real Housewives. I can't help myself. I know it's horrible television and reality tv basically has turned all of these people into monsters, but it does make me feel better for not being skinny and rich because some of them have awful lives regardless.

10. What is the one food you cannot resist?

11. What is the first CD you bought?
I think Backstreet Boys? Oh cds...

12. What music are you currently listening to?
I rarely listen to music when I'm unemployed because I'm never driving anywhere alone. 

13. What movie makes you laugh the most?
I really love Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Pitch Perfect, those always make me laugh. My husband will laugh at Anchorman until he cries.

14. What drives you absolutely crazy?
People who don't use their turn signals, people who talk really loudly in restaurants, people who are blatantly trying to get attention and being obnoxious, people who comment on things on the internet because they are pretty much always batshit.

15. A secret:
It sucks being unemployed, but I'm really scared to get a job. New things are scary.


  1. Forgetting Sarah Marshall is one of my favorites!! I might be copying this idea for a post soon too ;)

    1. When in doubt, I love to answer random questions!