Since all my mom does right now is sit on the computer and style for clients while watching old episodes of Glee, I figured I'd take over for a day and show you what a day in my life is like.
(Spoiler: it's mostly naps)
At 6:30, I wake my mom up by climbing on her chest and licking her until she gets out of bed.
Once mom gets out of bed, she feeds me and gives me my allergy pill (Maryland makes me itchy).
By 6:45, we're back in bed while mom drinks some coffee and I take my first nap of the day.
At 7:15, after mom has had enough coffee to move properly, we go for our first walk of the day.
By 7:30, mom is at the computer styling and I'm in my favorite spot taking my second nap of the day. (I look so good next to that red pillow, don't I?)
At 8:45, mom shares her breakfast with us. Human food!!
At 9:45, I get back in bed while mom showers and gets ready. I've gotta keep an eye on her all day, she could get lost, you know.
At 10:05, my brother and I start to wait by the door for dad to come home for lunch.
At 10:30, I get bored waiting for dad and take my third nap of the day.
At 11:30, dad comes home for lunch and shares his sandwich with us. This is where I always sit for prime food droppage opportunities.
After dad leaves, mom shares a popsicle with us. Yum.
At 12:30, mom takes us for our second walk of the day. I really hate wearing my harness, it makes me so sad.
After my walk, I take my fourth nap of the day, exhausted from the heat.
At 12:45, mom is styling again so I take my fifth nap of the day at my new favorite spot - the abandoned comforter on the floor.
At 1:45, mom's butt is numb from the office chair so we go out to the living room to watch some tv. This is my bed under the coffee table where I like to burrough.
At 3:45, I'm at my sixth nap or something, maybe seventh? Anyways, I'm napping again.
At 4:15, dad is home and I corgi attack mom while he they get ready for the gym. She looks miserable, but she loves it.
At 5:30, my parents finally come home from the gym and I get dinner and another allergy pill.
Then it's after dinner walk time!
At 6:30, I wait patiently for mom and dad to make their dinner. Fish and peppers? I can't have any of that! Selfish bastards.
At 7:30, after my parents finish dinner, I help dad ice his hurt knee. I'm really very helpful.
Then dad and I play with my squeaker toy. I'm really good at finding and destroying squeakers, it's kind of my thing.
At 9:00, I watch some soccer with my dad.
At 9:15, we take our last walk of the night.
At 9:30, it's bed time. And my day is over!