Monday, May 13, 2013

Blog Every Day in May - Apologies

For day 13 of the Blog Every Day in May Link Up, we're supposed to issue a public apology.  Here are mine:

Dear Mom,

I'm sorry I never paid you back for the $1,500 phone bill I accidentally racked up when Mike was living in London.  I'm also sorry that I'm too stupid to make international phone calls properly.

Love,

Val
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Dear Dad,

I'm sorry you wasted all your time and energy moving me from Texas to New Jersey only to have to come back six months later and move me all the way back to California.  If it helps things, I used that furniture you bought me in New Jersey for like 8 years after that.

Love,

Val
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Dear Mike,

I'm sorry I'm the kind of wife who is always picking at you and wishing her life was different/better.  I'm also sorry I'm not a more motivated person or a better cook.

Love,

Val
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Dear Me,

I'm sorry I effed you over so hard by dropping out of college, not picking a field, not interning, and not working in that field which has now resulted in you not having a field and being lost while trying to find a job you might actually not hate.  I'm also sorry I hate working out so much which results in your chubbiness.

Love,

Me
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Dear All My Friends,

I'm sorry I'm such a sad, weird little person who spent so much of her time trying to fake being happy and hide her weirdness that she didn't have time to be a better friend.  I'm also sorry I hate talking on the phone, but I really really do.

Love,

Val
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Dear Everyone Reading This Blog,

Sorry this one was a downer...sometimes it can't be helped!

Love,

Val

6 comments:

  1. Well, I'm proud of you for posting these letters! Sometimes we all have "bad/downer" seasons. You're awesome & you're doing great with your blog & will pray that this is the route you take for your future!
    xoxoxo
    Jo

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  2. Well that got progressively darker! :(
    I think to lighten the mood, you should apologize to me for making fun of my tiny bird bones when your bones are just as tiny.

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    1. WELL YOU DO HAVE VERY SMALL BONES!!!

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  3. I appreciate your honesty. Hang in there. This is just a season.

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    1. Thanks so much hun. That's a very nice way to phrase that, love it.

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